(ST. LOUIS, MO.) August 9, 2010 – In a surprising development, Adam Shriver announced today that several debates had been lined up with Ed Martin over the course of August and September. As Shriver has travelled the great state of Missouri, he noted on several occasions that many people had a desire to hear Ed Martin explain his unethical behavior.
“Ed Matin seems to like to lie a lot, so I'm happy to give him a chance to defend his behavior. I sent him a letter last week requesting the debates. Or maybe it was an email: I can't remember if I hit 'send,' but it was definitely drafted,” said Shriver.
All debates between congressional candidate Ed Martin and Adam Shriver will be moderated by Sean of FiredUp Missouri. Details and topics are as follows.
6:30-8 pm August 17: “Why is Ed Martin a giant liar?"
6:30-8 pm August 18: “Has Ed Martin ever uttered a true sentence?"
6:30-8 pm August 19: “Wasting $2 million dollars in taxpayer money"
6:30-8 pm August 20: "Is Ed Martin Above the law?"
6:30-8 pm August 21 "Filing ethics reports on time as required by federal law: good idea or no?"
6:30 - 8 PM, August 22: "Is it an endearing quality to repeat the death panel lie months after it's been debunked?"
6:30 - 8 pm August 23: Why is Ed Martin the "Glenn Beck candidate?"
I'm looking forward to some great debates!
Please Note: This post is exactly as true as the press release and ensuing spin put out by Martin's press secretary, except that, unlike them, I'm not actually pretending it's true.