Dana Loesch to The St. Louis Tea Party:

Throw me the idol! I'll throw you the whip!

They shouldn't have thrown her the idol.

Dana Quixote Gloriously Defeats Imaginary Soros Bloggers!

Dana Loesch was extremely proud of herself for valiantly defeating invisible "Soros bloggers" who live in her head and claimed that Adam Sharp entered the UMSL classroom where Don Giljim was teaching.

The only problem? Nobody actually said that.

However, we did say this:

Sharp went to the UMSL campus specifically to pester the instructor and students. In fact, the public announcements all stated that Giljim was not even going to be in class.

Sharp was trespassing on the UMSL campus in a building that's supposed to be restricted to students, faculty, and staff.

Sharp appeared to be trying to follow Giljim into the classroom.

Sharp filmed students in the classroom.

Sharp pestered students as they left the classroom.

Sharp's friend Ben Evans dared students to "take a swing" at him as they were waiting outside the police station to see what happened.